i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The ass gains better be worth it
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