I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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