What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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