He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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