this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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