I wanna bring you to show and tell
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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