This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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