So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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