problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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