so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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