forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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