I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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