People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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