How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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