Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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