i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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