She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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