You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
