I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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