I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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