Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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