Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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