I can tuck mytits in my pants
you would pick up someone in the library
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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