Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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