redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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