how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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