she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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