I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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