I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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