Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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