thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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