I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
