I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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