I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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