Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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