The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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