I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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