Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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