About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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