we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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