But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate all girls vehemently.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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