Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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