I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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