OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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