fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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