I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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