Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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