Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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