Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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