hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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