I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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