her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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