I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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