Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?