i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.