i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it